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Honey and his “Happy Heart Day” surprises!

Before I get to the Heart Day surprises I need to tell you that I was away. As in I was away from home and Honey for a full week. Did I mention that Honey doesn’t like it when I go away without him?...

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Who are you calling beautiful???

  So before I begin, are you sitting down? No? *shrugs and starts to pace back and forth as I say* Go ahead, find a seat. This one’s gonna be good. Promise. *Stops pacing after a minute and turns to...

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I sleep like a what???? You can’t feel what???

  I sleep like what? My Honey issue #1 Honest to frigging God, I didn’t see this one coming. You guys know I’m sick, right? Don’t sick people deserve to convalesce in peace? I thought so. In fact, I...

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It’s Time For Some Fun! A Build A Story Contest!

  So we’ll start with this “mystery box” and one of my newly designed Gunn note pads. <- I lurve them! Each week (plus or minus a couple of days depending on my schedule and muse )  I’ll add...

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We Need The Trigger Moment And More Loot!

This image of my next hero and heroine will be on the lucky winner (of our giveaway) Amazon’s 25.00 gift card that will be emailed to them separate from the items listed below. So far we have: The...

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So, Apparently I’m Sleeping Like A Vampire Again…

  Yeah, it’s true. After I recovered and helped the gang get over the annoying ague, the cough came back around and smacked me down a second time. Oh well, this too shall pass. But having Honey comment...

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We’re Almost There! Our Story, More Prizes, and A Honey Moment…

  So what do we have so far for a lucky winner after we finish our story? The mystery box. A signed copy of Reputable Surrender. A signed copy of Stare Her Down. A Gunn note pad. A 25.00 Amazon Gift...

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Come and see me!!!

WooHoo! Don’t let the picture fool you. I’m thrilled today because I’m over at Ramblings From A Chaotic Mind blog, talking about Honey and one of our little mysteries. It highlights some of the other...

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A Not So Typical Drive With Honey…**Updated**

***Update at the bottom*** Before I get to the debacle that my blog title hints at, let’s discuss our story. The next hot scene and I do mean HOT, will be posted by the weekend. I’m having a blast...

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Guess What Honey’s Foot And Half Swear Jar Equals?

I had to take a picture of this so you’d have some scale. This antique bottle used to sit in my office. Honey and I threw loose change in it and every once in a while we’d cash it and do something...

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Behold! Is it a bird? A Plane? Or a…?

Yeah, what the heck is that thing? *Here’s me propping my chin in my palm and staring at it after Honey plunked it down on the table last night* This is the conversation. “I bought seven of these.”...

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Home Ship Log, Day Two…

I’m going to subtitle this post: A Perfect Recipe for A Batch of Religious Solicitation Off! Before I get to that I have to tell you this. Honey does a lot of stuff around here, but then so do I....

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Grocery Shopping Bingo, Dishwasher Jenga, and…What?

I probably shouldn’t even tell you this, but I can’t help myself. *drags hands down sides of face* I have to tell someone and well, *looks around* I’d freak out the neighbors and possibly get arrested...

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WHAT’S THAT I SMELL? PERSUADED TEASER #1

Here’s Teaser #1 of Persuaded! And here’s a small excerpt: Thankfully he didn’t have time to question the move, because she dropped into his embrace, trusting that he’d catch her. With her safely in...

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They’ll say what about me?

Aww, Honey’s worried about my reputation. Isn’t that nice? *Looks right at you* It would be a first, but whatever. Here’s the deal. The other night he’s in the kitchen putting together one of his...

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How many inches is it????

So there we were. Me and Honey sitting down with a cocktail over the weekend and making plans to redo the master bath. Yeah, I know, I’m a glutton for punishment given that I’ve been living in a state...

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What??? Who’s Coming Over Tomorrow? And another item added to our giveaway

Before I get to the post, here is what I’m adding to our giveaway. A little (it’s very small and lacy) dragonfly book marker. I ordered these because there’s a scene in PERSUADED that Greyson…Well,...

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PERSUADED – HAS BEEN RELEASED!!! AND WHAT’S UP WITH OUR GIVEAWAY!

  Will be released in 3 days!!!!  IT’S AVAILABLE NOW!!! So we have a couple of things to discuss. First what do I have to add to the giveaway. Alrighty! Click here to see what’s already in the...

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PERSUADED Made the Top 100 bestselling list in both US & Canada! Let’s...

But first a Honey story…Trust me. It’s relevant. >.<  So…Honey stands in front of me last night and says, “What do you think?” Naturally I reply, “I think it needs more salt.” *Leans in to...

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It Came Upon A Midnight Unclear…

  So this is what Honey looks like this time of year. Poor Honey. In between driving him crazy with all the purchases—Have I mentioned that I’m not a shopper normally? This means that Honey lives...

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