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We Need The Trigger Moment And More Loot!

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This image of my next hero and heroine will be on the lucky winner (of our giveaway) Amazon’s 25.00 gift card that will be emailed to them separate from the items listed below.

So far we have:

The mystery box.

A signed copy of Reputable Surrender.

A signed copy of Stare Her Down.

A Gunn note pad and a 25.00 Amazon Gift card

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So let’s carry on. Okay, this one is simple. I need the moment the sparks fly during our hero and heroine’s first meeting. Where are they, but more importantly what do they see in each other? You guys did great last time. Now let’s see what you think is important for a woman and a man to notice about one another when they’re circling in that age old dance. Does our hero notice her anger, her scent, or her chest first? What does she notice about him? What sets them off. Is she snippy or is he bossy? Can’t wait to see what you guys come up with.

As for me? I’m busy dealing with pantry problems. Why you might ask? Well, because I wasn’t able to do the grocery shopping for the last couple of weeks and the task was left up to Honey. Now, I love the guy, I really do, but when it comes to following a simple list? He becomes a very complicated fellow. One can of tuna becomes a case. Paper towels become a Paul Bunyun massacre of felled trees to supply us, but worse. Worse than these things is his penchant for buying the wrong shit. I spell out what I like. Name, brand and the color of the packaging and what does he bring me home? Well, Imma going to tell you. I asked for sea salt bagel crisps (by brand but I’m not going to mention that here) and what did I get? Garlic and herb pita bites! So let’s forget the tuna case that is going to be feeding our grandchildren in college. I won’t even mention the copious paper towels that are currently insulating our laundry room – let’s talk about the brittle garlic triangles from hell. I don’t like them. In fact, I make it a point not to eat anything garlic during the day because, you know, I may have to talk to someone, and what did Honey do? He not only bought one package of them, he bought six. Why? To save me the trouble of having to go to the store and buy more. Now I could have mentioned that I go to the store once a week anyway as our perishable items need to be stocked, but I didn’t. I just smiled and promptly came up with recipes “for him” that I could incorporate the triangles that I was sure he was going to eat.

LMAO! It’s only been two days and already he’s complaining. What can I say? The guy likes biscuits with chilie and bread with his lamb gravy. Gee, I bet he likes those things as much as I like my sea salt bagel crisps with chicken noodle soup at lunch. Methinks he’ll be following the list next time! *shakes head* Men!

Thanks for stopping by. Oh, and your comments will – as usual – be thrown into the hat for the giveaway when our story is done and we’re ready to draw. :)

Riley


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